Support PETA or else you're an asscork!

I'm a huge supporter of PETA. Mostly because I really appreciate air-brushed nekkid chicks. Their protests are real funny too. I especially like the chicks in yellow bikinis who lock themselves up in cages to protest cruelty to egg-laying hens (wish I could see them in person and poke a stick at them). Anyone who thinks their efforts are in vain are insensitive assholes. Hotties like Eva and bimbos in cages really make a difference in the world.

Boners and laughter prolongs life... that's a scientific fact.