I would never a hug polar bear, or shake it's paw, because you know when they jack off that they have no way of finding all their jiz. You know that they are probably to the point where they don't even really even try to wipe it all off, the unsanitary beasts. They are so use to not being able to find it all when they blow their wad, that they probably think, why bother? My fur is white, nobody will notice, right? I'm sure I got most of it, plus, I will probably take a swim later anyway.
As if we wouldn't notice the crust on their fur and put 2 and 2 together. Not to mention some jiz is off-white or even beige in color, which makes it so obvious! Fuck you polar bears! I know the crust isn't from the seal blubber you just consumed, because blubber is oily and it doesn't stick!
Of course, female polar bears are alright, but until I clearly see their vag among all that white bush, I'm not extending my hand of friendship.
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