Do you think your Jesus is taking a break right now? Or, is he just testing your faith? My vote is on the break. Consider this, it could be you faithful followers who are at fault that this recession is prolonged, the world is full of war, sick fuckers are storming into Belgian day cares and stabbing little kids, and a hack-job ass-monkey like Kid Rock who can sell 2 million albums titled, Rock n Roll Jesus (how else does JC let him get away with some royalty-free bullshit like that unless he isn't paying attention).He doesn't need to hurry and come off break, because all you saps keep telling him that it's alright he is taking his time and thanking him for the valuable life lessons. He could care less if you learn anything! How does it benefit him? A few more of you humbled souls in the heavens will just equal a bigger ass ache for him, because it means now instead of you asking him for shit, and him having that nice buffer of being millions of miles away in his spaceship, you will be right there and all up in his grill!
Always having to thank the Lord for making you humble means he just got done fucking you over once again! I would much rather be thanking him for making me proud, vain and superior to others. Don't you think the whole reverse-psychology method of praying has grown tired to him? He probably gets sick of all the ass-kissing. Just be straight forward and ask him over and over for what you really want... and don't give me that "money can't buy you happiness" bullshit! Sooner or later, he will cave, give you what you want and then say unto you, "now shut the fuck up!"
Go forward with faith my friends and see what that gets you.
amen to that lol
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